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i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
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imagine sitting up on the morning and seeing this dude at the end of your bed
I could wake up to this
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restores my faith in humanity
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oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
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Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
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owl in flight
ink (2012)
by Iain Macarthur
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Reblog if you have a dirty mind. →
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
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Reblog if it’s ok if I come vent to you.
why does this have so many notes right now?
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I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
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OH LOOK IT’S TUESDAY HAPPY GLEE DAY EVERYONE!
oh wait
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At school...
Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.
Me: Why is that person staring at me.
Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
Me: My stomach just growled. When the fuck is lunch.
Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Where everyone dies.
Me: Fuck I wish I studied..
Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
Me: I will never use this shit in my life.
